Heard in the heart of Modi-land:
1. You MUST learn to talk in Gujarati.
2. You don't know how to make Dhokla? Oh dear. You can't cook?
3. Hindi originated from Gujarati.
4. Did you learn to speak Gujarati yet (it has been a month by the way).
5. You don't look married. No mangalsutra, no bangles. Who'll say you are married.
